i made this in two second but here you go hsdldj
The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.

“This film is a love letter to my children, and I made it with the love of my life by my side. It could not have been better than that. ”
- John Krasinski
“A Quiet Place” wins as Best Sci-Fi or Horror Movie at the Critics Choice Award 2019
tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’
Thor would help with your groceries fight me
you are abso-fucking-lutely right



“I was blown up, frozen, brainwashed and forced to kill for my enemies while almost everyone I cared about grew old, forgot about me and died.”
𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 #103 (2018)
John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend
honestly what the fuck does this mean
“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”
GOOD ADVICE
i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet
The distractions…
Shit is crazy out here
I swear I was just talking to my mom about how no one is talking about Flint anymore as if the water problem has ceased. Smdh
Hey guys here are some places still taking donations!
The best part about that karaoke vid is that Joe is actually a pretty decent singer, but he throws that all out the window in favor of the total chaos he seems to exude like 20 hours of the day.














